Cute Quotes and Catch Phrases

Quote: The other night I called to my 5 year old daughter to ask where her sister was as we headed to bed.  She answered, " Maria is right behind Schedule." 
Reflection: Maybe that's how she thinks we run things around here.

Quote: My sister-in law asked her daughter to adjust her attitude and put a smile on her face.  She replied, "I don't see a smile on your face, mom."
Reflection: Touchet!