Laundry Day

  My dear husband worked out in the cold today as sometimes his job requires.  He said to me this evening, "I could only find one wool sock this morning.  I had to wear two regular socks on the other foot."  I said, "That's not even close to equivalent to a wool sock." He said, "What was I supposed to do, not wear the wool one?"  I guess at least one of his feet should be worm.